Rules of Life

You know, clearly, a lot of people need to be told some basic stuff that we took for granted that everyone knew. So here goes.

1. Unless someone says the words "I would like to see your penis (or some slang word for penis)" then you need to assume they do NOT want to see your penis.* Keep it in your pants.
2. If someone says they want a job at your company, that is not their precious subtle way of saying they want to see your penis. It is their way if saying they want a job. Do not show them your penis.
3. If someone does not say the words "I would like you to touch me," then do not touch them. And do not show them your penis.
4. If someone looks busy (eating, in a hurry, listening to music, reading a book), then they do not want to talk to you. Do not talk to them. Do not show them your penis.
5. If someone writes a review online, do not send them pictures of your penis.
6. If someone is a member of your church, assume they are there to worship God, not to have sex with you. Do not have sex with them. Do not show them your penis. 
7. If someone is in public doing the things that people do in public like walking, jogging, eating, rollerblading, etc, they are not there looking for sex. They really are there just to enjoy the public space.** Do not show them your penis.
8. If someone is nice to you, it is probably just because they are nice. Unless they indicate otherwise, do not assume they want to have sex with you. Do not show them your penis.
9. No one wants to see your penis.
10. No one wants to see your penis.

* Yes, I realized I gendered this. Assume the same for whatever bits you happen to have.
** Might not be true in cruising spaces of parks/bathrooms....best to know the local culture and read the tone of the area.