Sunday, March 24, 2019

Ghosts

Watching one of the Conjuring movies tonight. What is up with ghosts? Why are they always angry assholes? How come ghosts never redo your house or bake bread or wash your dishes? I mean scaring the bejesus out of people has got to get awkward after a while and besides, all the other ghost are doing it.

If I'm a ghost after I die, I'm going to be harmless. I'll just knit and teach the children about good music.

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