Last year my nephew and I started a contest to see which of us could buy the weirdest Christmas gift for the other. I gave him a neck pillow that looks just like a giant shrimp. He gave me a coffee cup with a hand in it. The hand was flipping me off.
And yet, we both agreed my step-mom won, even though she didn't know about the contest. She got my nephew a screaming goat (plastic one, not a real one) and it was amazing. Despite our best efforts at weird, we just couldn't beat that.
This year, however, I shall win. As I behold the delightfully strange thing I have gotten my nephew, I know, deep in my bones, victory is mine. Bwahahah.
I'm keeping this is secret for now, but I'll certainly post a picture when he receives the gift.
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