Saturday, September 17, 2016

Max the Sim Terror

Maximillian, my evil (and favorite) sim has just moved into a new house to celebrate his rise to the top of his criminal empire. His title is The Oracle and his daily duties at home include writing a new computer virus. This is something he always takes great pleasure in doing. Max takes pleasure in most evil things.

These are some of the things he's done, though by no means all.

Broke Death's Heart

Max witnessed the death of one of his enemies and enjoyed it so much that he started flirting with the Grim Reaper when it showed up. You can't really have a romantic relationship with the Reaper in Sims 4, but you can get Death interested enough in your sim to where when said sim starts flirting with someone else, the Grim Reaper gets really upset. Max did that. He laughed evilly when the Reaper's heart was breaking.

Mindwiping Victims

Because Max is alien, he can erase the memory of human sims. He often treats sims horribly and beats them up, then wipes their memories and consoles them out of their sad mood.

Fathering Bastards

Okay, I actually do this with a lot of my male sims (because I'm awful) but Max really excels in the fathering of bastard children. So far, he has ten kids. He only raises one of them. One poor girl has six kids with him. Every time I go to her place to check in on them, she's wishing he'd come over and propose to her. That won't happen.

Multigenerational Pain

Max hated the richest man in the city and became enemies with him. He went over to the man's house and sabotaged him enough to where he died. Then he seduced the man's daughter and moved into the house. He walled the man's sons up and starved them to death while the daughter was pregnant with his child. Once she had the baby, he gifted her with her brothers' urns and ignored her. Eventually she seduced someone else and moved out of the house.

Ruining Birthday Parties

Max is hated by most people and usually doesn't get invited to parties. One guy actually invited him to his Becoming an Elder birthday party and Max agreed to show up. I knew things were going to go sideways when the first thing he did was sit down by the guy's newly adult daughter and start flirting with her. By the end of the party, she was pregnant. In fact, she and Max didn't even watch her father blow out his candles because they were too busy getting it on in the closet.

Ruining Public Spaces

When Max goes to a public area, he will steal as many things as he can, freeze people with his freeze ray, and sabotage all of the plumbing. If there are any tvs or stereos, he destroys them for parts. He also pees in the peeing bushes to make them stink and stomps on piles of trash. There are a couple of public places that are so messed up that sims go into distress just wandering onto the lot.

I really love him.

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