I read this blog post today. The basic idea is that this woman, later identified as Cheryl, is planning on voicing her opinion about all the fat little kids in her town by handing them a note when they show up at her house to ask for Halloween candy. The note will talk about how they are fat and their parents need to do something about that.
Concern troll be concern trolling.
Okay, look, hunty, I want you to understand a basic fact here. No matter how some kid looks or how healthy or unhealthy the kid is, that really isn't your business. No one cares about your opinion on the matter. Okay, other than possibly some poor kid who has to have his or her holiday ruined by you reminding them that they're fat.
Seriously? Did you really think you needed to do this?
As a former fat kid, let me tell you, fat kids don't need you telling them they are fat. They are perfectly well aware of that fact. Their family tells them. Other kids tell them. Society tells them. People get on TV and lament the fact. Every day, every fucking day, you bitch, someone is telling the kids they are fat. You won't be enlightening them on the subject.
What you WILL be doing is ruining a holiday for them. They put on their costume. They've hit the streets for some candy, like all the other children, and they are hoping to have a good time. And you know what they will get? They will get you ruining the whole thing for them.
And there should be a special punishment for people who purposefully ruin holidays for others.
Anyway, if there is any justice in the world, every other house around yours will pass out eggs and toilet paper to the kids so that they can prank your house so badly that you can't even walk outside the next day. But they again, I'm sure you'll enjoy that because it means you get to so exercise cleaning it allll up.
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